I suggest everyone join the army and go over to Bolt Barbers and get a “Fuck You” hair cut.
The world is turning into a confusing landscape of conflicting view points, standards, and laws. The direction your life goes is up to you. So instead of listening to those about health, go with your common sense:
-5 small meals a day? Fuck you! I am going to eat when I am hungry, as much as I want.
-8-12 servings of grains a day! Fuck you, I am not a cow.
-Low saturated fats? Fuck you! I will eat a pound of Bacon a day, fat is what we are made to run on.
-Moderate exercise 20 min a day! Fuck you, I want to do great things, I will train past my limits.
-Dairy for strong Bones? Fuck you! I am not breast feeding from another species.
-No more than 20 min of sun light? Fuck you! Just Fuck you, are you crazy, the sun is why we are here.
-Supplements to get you HUGE? Fuck you! I’d rather be able to kick your ass than not be able to walk through a door.
-Corn Syrup isn’t that bad for you? Fuck you! If the food needs sweeteners you shouldn’t be eating it.
-Fruit Juice that’s the new miracle drink? Fuck you! I’d rather just eat the fruit, and not get the insulin spike.
-Oatmeal for a healthier heart? Fuck you! Grains are the cause of heart disease.
-Take your Vitamins? Fuck you! You can’t create vitamins in the lab and it be the same for us.
-Health Fairs? Fuck you! Why are half the booths giving out free candy?
-Ibuprofen to take down inflammation? Fuck you! Inflammation is my body repairing itself.
More about Ibuprofen here: Get off Ibuprofen Peoples
13 Push Press (135/95)
13 Muscle Ups
13 Toes to Bar
13 Overhead Squats (135/95)
13 Kettlebell Snatches each arm (70/44)
13 Kettlebell Swings (70/44)
13 Handstand Pushups
13 Sumo Deadlift High Pull (135/95)
13 24″ Box Jumps
13 calorie row
13 Kettlebell Thrusters (70/44)
Pick up all weight from the ground. Use the same barbell and kettlebell weight through all movements.
CrossFit Mean Streets
Downtown LA….. where people roll around suitcases like they are at the airport